Lair of the Mountain King
Pterry the Pterrapin.
Adopted by Questions-the-Nature-of-the-Multiverse.
Pterry once lived a boring, quiet life with his friends and family at the river bank. All day he’d eat weed and sleep and occasionally worry about whether he’d just eaten a bug. It all changed when the blue thing appeared and whisked him away for new adventures in speed! Pterry is becoming something of an adrenaline junky and cannot imagine returning to the quiet life by the river.